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published October 9th, 2017:
Where do I
By now, we
all know what Drumpf has been up to over the
past few days. He responded to the
devastation Puerto Rico got by throwing its
citizens paper towels, he and his wife got a
verbal tongue-lashing on 60 Minutes by
ex-wife Ivana, and yadda yadda yadda.
speaking on Mike Huckabee's new show, he
proved himself to be a total assclown as
30-minute interview, Drumpf proclaimed that
"we are the highest taxed nation in the
world" which was a lie, he claimed that we
have over $3 trillion overseas and that's
unaccounted for and he's pissed that the
media only worries about San Juan mayor
Carmen Yulin Cruz since she's running for
governor. He also claimed in the interview
that our enthusiasm for business in America
has never been higher, but that's only
because of Obama.
funny thing: last week, Drumpf ripped on NBC
for being in his mind, inaccurate. But guess
what channel Fuckabee's new show is airing?
Why, it's none other than the Trinity
Broadcasting Network, the cable home of fake
preachers like Benny Hinn, TD Jakes, Creflo
Dollar, Joel Osteen, John Hagee and others
who have made a career of ripping people off
by telling them that they'll be closer to
God if they give them money.
TBN was ordered to pay $2 million to Carra
Crouch, the granddaughter of network
founders Paul and Jan Crouch. When she was
13, Carra was raped in a hotel room in
Atlanta during a TBN event and the network
refused to report him to the police. Since
then, Carra's side of the family -
consisting of father Paul Crouch, Jr. and
sister Brittany Koper - was let go from the
network while Paul, Jr.'s brother, Matthew
has been running the network. It was Koper
who became a whistleblower against her
grandparents' network, who claimed that they
used peoples' monies to buy mansions, jet
planes and even a home for their dogs.
TBN is well-known for their scandals; many
years ago, founder Paul Crouch paid $400,000
to a former male employee who claimed that
Crouch ordered to have sex with him to keep
his job. He took a lie detector test on a TV
show on the now-defunct PAX Network that
mysteriously never aired.
thing is that Drumpf will attack any network
that bashes him, but in the end, he'll stand
up for TBN and Fox News Channel, two
networks that have seen their fair share of
scandals. The truth must be told, Drumpf
doesn't represent the small guy at all. He's
just a prick who flaunts with the wrong
Jesus is weeping.
Originally three days later:
Once again, I think
Drumpf thinks that Puerto Rico is not really a
part of the United States.
On Twitter today, the
Tweeter-in-Chief decided to bash the
hurricane-ridden US territory by telling them
that FEMA can't stay there forever. Why? Simple,
in his mind, the whole country was an electrical
and infrastructural disaster prior to Hurricane
Maria, which hit the nation a few weeks ago.
Currently, Puerto Rico
still is without 85% electricity and its
citizens are asking the de facto president to
help them recover. However, with an attitude
like that, sounds like Puerto Ricans are well
above screwed at this point.
I understand that when
Katrina hit, there were many parts of New
Orleans that were already dumps. Yet, people
bitched about being misrepresented by FEMA. Now,
the same thing is happening in Puerto Rico, a
largely-Hispanic nation. But of course, what
else do you expect from an asshole who wants to
build a giant wall bordering Mexico?
And then there's the
executive order he signed today that would allow
Americans to buy lesser health insurance
policies that don't meet the Obamacare mandate.
According to experts, the new plans will benefit
younger, healthier Americans but will hurt
seniors since now, they will be the ones having
to pay higher premiums. To some, this is
Drumpf's way of trying to dismantle Obamacare
altogether, that will hurt millions of
But, don't look at me!
I didn't vote for the guy.
January: Donald Trump
February: The Republican
August: Donald Trump