THE NOMINEES FOR
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH ARE...
Party for kissing Betsy Devos' ass,
*Donald Trump for being Donald Trump,
*Milo Yiannopou-whatever for being a pedophile
*and Dinesh D'Souza for making crap
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SITE, THE LOSER IS...
It's official: the woman whose
family got strip clubs to close in Grand Rapids,
tried to get Howard Stern off the air and tried to
keep gay marriage outlawed is now the education
secretary of the United States.
published February 7th:
After being deadlocked at at 50-50 vote in the
senate, all it took was Mike Pence's OK to have
Betsy Devos to become the person overlooking
education in America. This means that your kid's
school will have the Grim Reaper, haunting
teachers, kids and faculty alike.
As we all know, Devos never taught a public school
nor attended one. She doesn't know how they're
run. She thinks that all schools are just like
Detroit's: old and falling apart. So, she has this
little voucher program that allows kids to attend
schools in other towns, giving schools in their
hometown a slap in the face.
On this weekend's Saturday Night Live, Kate
McKinnon accurately portrayed Devos during the
hilarious Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer sketch.
It serves Devos right, especially since McKinnon
is a lesbian and the Devos family spent over $2
million fighting pro-gay laws.
The only good that came out of the epic vote was
that two Republican senators chose not to allow
Devos to hold her post. If one more chose to vote
yes for Devos, she wouldn't be ES, but noooooo.
Because of this, I hope there's a revolution in
2018 where we can kick a lot of these Repukes to
the curb and in 2020 when we can do the same to
Drumpf and his cronies.
But in the case of Betsy Devos, this Bee-otch is
brought to you by the letters F and U.
January: Donald Trump
February: The Republican