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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: mop
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: giving us absolute proof that he's not the holier-than-thou Jebus freak that the evangelicals think he is


The lie detector test. When we think about polygraphs 'n such, we tend to think about daytime talkers like Maury and the now-troubled Steve Wilkos. Amazingly enough, despite the sensationalism of those two shows and others, polygraph tests are very effective and can be used to solve some tough mysteries.

And one of them just happens to be "did Stormy Daniels have sex with Donald Trump?" And guess what? SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH!

NBC News obtained a copy of the polygraph results from the porn star and they were 99% correct. In the report, Daniels, nee Stephanie Clifford said that she had unprotected vaginal sex with Drumpf. She also claimed that the sex was designed so she could be a contestant on his show The Apprentice. Daniels has been moot on the claims of sex with Drumpf because of a $130,000 settlement. However, the report was done on the behalf of inTouch Weekly Magazine, a tabloid publication owned by the German Bauer Media Group.

But that's not all, folks!

Former Playboy model Karen McDougal is suing American Media, the owners of National Enquirer because she's trying to get out of a $150,000 agreement not to share her story about her affairs with Drumpf. It appears that the tabloid's CEO just happens to be pals with the de facto president (talk about fake news!).

As usual, the fake president is claiming that the claims are not true.

At the same time, Summer Zervos, a former Apprentice contestant claims that Drumpf harassed her by kissing her and even touching her breast in 2007. A judge has ruled that her case can be continued.

One case, two case, three case! In the words of the Count from Sesame Street, "AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!" With all these cases against him, if the Dems take over the House and Senate come later this year, this could be grounds for impeachment for Emperor Pigfucker. Sadly, I kinda doubt of Malaria will shitcan him because of his billions. Who knows?

But one thing's fo'shizzle: the Jebus freaks have picked the wrong leader.



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