cocaine and heroin
Occupation: deadly drugs
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: fucking up Artie Lange
(and his nose)
is definitely coming again.
For the past
few weeks, he's been out promoting his new
book, "Howard Stern Comes Again". He's been on
multiple late night talk shows, The
View and even CBS
Sunday Morning, now hosted by the
legendary Jane Pauley.
So far, the
book has some mixed reviews since it's mostly
transcripts from his radio show. But, it's
still 100% Howard. And to prove that hell's
freezing over, even Walmart and Meijer - two
chains that once avoided Stern like the
bubonic plague - are both selling the book.
And in other
Stern show news, Artie Lange is pumping gas
and hauling trash for free.
his occupations for now.
years, Lange has been in trouble with the law
because of his drug problems, mainly with
cocaine. His drug problems have cost him gigs
and especially his stint as a sidekick to
for Lange doing those odd jobs is because of a
judge ordering him to do so. He was busted in
January for possessing controlled substances,
though he was arrested again this week for
problem is definitely his nose. When I first
saw it, I freaked out. How did it get so
fucking flat? Oh, I know, it's the coke and
heroin disintegrating it. Plus, he
accidentally snorted up glass some time ago,
thinking it was OxyContin.
Artie had it all: fame, money and so on. He
allowed drugs to fuck up his body and his
soul. Being fat, diabetic and a junkie, I'm
surprised that he's still alive at 51. All I
can say is that if he wants to stay alive, he
needs the willpower to do so. Yes, he had a
tough life without a dad and all, but there's
no real excuse to start snorting in the first
And I thought
looking at those lung cancer victims on those
TV ads was bad enough. Rick James was right:
cocaine is one hell of a drug.
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