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Name: Donald Trump
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: giving us absolute proof that
he's not the holier-than-thou Jebus freak that
the evangelicals think he is
The lie detector test. When we think about
polygraphs 'n such, we tend to think about
daytime talkers like Maury and the
now-troubled Steve Wilkos. Amazingly
enough, despite the sensationalism of those two
shows and others, polygraph tests are very
effective and can be used to solve some tough
And one of them just happens to be "did Stormy
Daniels have sex with Donald Trump?" And guess
what? SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH!
NBC News obtained a copy of the polygraph
results from the porn star and they were 99%
correct. In the report, Daniels, nee Stephanie
Clifford said that she had unprotected vaginal
sex with Drumpf. She also claimed that the sex
was designed so she could be a contestant on his
show The Apprentice. Daniels has been
moot on the claims of sex with Drumpf because of
a $130,000 settlement. However, the report was
done on the behalf of inTouch Weekly Magazine,
a tabloid publication owned by the German Bauer
But that's not all, folks!
Former Playboy model Karen McDougal is
suing American Media, the owners of National
Enquirer because she's trying to get out
of a $150,000 agreement not to share her story
about her affairs with Drumpf. It appears that
the tabloid's CEO just happens to be pals with
the de facto president (talk about fake news!).
As usual, the fake president is claiming that
the claims are not true.
At the same time, Summer Zervos, a former Apprentice
contestant claims that Drumpf harassed her
by kissing her and even touching her breast in
2007. A judge has ruled that her case can be
One case, two case, three case! In the words of
the Count from Sesame Street, "AH! AH!
AH! AH! AH!" With all these cases against him,
if the Dems take over the House and Senate come
later this year, this could be grounds for
impeachment for Emperor Pigfucker. Sadly, I
kinda doubt of Malaria will shitcan him because
of his billions. Who knows?
But one thing's fo'shizzle: the Jebus freaks
have picked the wrong leader.
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